Today we have have another package from the fabled Ding Dong Feng.
Inside is a busted plastic… tube I guess. Someone wasn’t nice while it stuffed in the package. It contains rubber bands, which I suspect are for your hair. Like the girls on the sticker are demonstrating. The text “tian yi shi pin” remains a mystery. Some googling reveal it to be a band, a restaurant and a brand of jewelry… Couldn’t translate it either. At least this item is proud about being made in China.
Today two packages arrived, but we still got one from Tuesday in the queue. And it’s from an old friend.
That is right, Ding Dong Feng is back. Fun fact: that is the most searched for term on this website, a lot of people seem curious about this mysterious Ding Dong Feng. Best I can gather is that is some sort of company, most likely a shipping company, but seriously I have no real clue. Either way, the item:
It’s a choker, with a very bling bling clasp. Not sure if it’s glass or plastic, it feels quite cold to the touch but it doesn’t seem like glass either. Also the clasp closes with a magnet, that’s nifty.
Yesterday was 2 gifts in 1 package. Today is 2 packages! What great wonders await me?
First off again a package from Ding Dong Feng. It seems to be a common address, most likely a post office of some kind. Or perhaps some secret organization bend on sending cheap stuff to everyone in the world.
It contained Bookmarks.
High Five!
The second package has a really long adress, and I am too lazy to censor out my address, so no picture of the package. It was weird an bulky and contained:
A Delicious can… Special Fresh… I am afraid to open it.
SURPRISE ITS A PHALLIC SYMBOL. And I expected candy. It also makes sounds, that really got my by surprise the second time, it didn’t happen the first time. Now let’s find some victims.
Edit: Sadly the lid is hard to remove, the spring isn’t powerful and the sound is cute. The best thing it could scare was my scaredycat kitty. Poor thing had no clue what was happening.
This one is technically from yesterday, but details, I got the idea to blog it today. Deal with it.
This first package came from Ding Dong Feng, a name that instantly became a household joke.
It contained 2 necklaces! First package and I score a two for one!
First up a triple headed dragon! Roar.
Secondly a compass with animal heads… Can you guess the animals?
My guess? Dragon, BearDog, VampireDeer and SnakeJackal
Package Attack! 